I ain't afraid of no myth!

...take their myth what?

BEST ONE YET!

Or close to it! :) It's an ad found in the local newspaper:


Let's see...

1. Wintermaintenance?
2. Winter-wise. Not too bad, though it's not really to be used in a descriptive way, but more as a course of action... Therefore, winter wise.
3. Up tp 5 litres!
4. Synilictic is not a word. I checked. That should also be two sentences after 'Lube, oil and filter,' not one run-on one. (Or perhaps with a semi-colon after the 'Formula 1 oil' part.)
5. The hyphen in 'top-up' is unnecessary.
6. #1 Auto PANTS! :D
7. #Tire Store!

Oh man... A lot of people are to blame for this, but I thank them all for their inattention to detail!

Charles is hip

Kayvon TV strikes again, this time with a shot from when Kayvon met Prince Charles:



Charles was commenting on Kayvon's hat and actually said "that's a very smart hat [no comma] you've got there."

Much appreciated!

From a flash-based game I play called Formula Wan (http://www.formulawan.com):


The top time is the actual qualifying lap I did and the time below is what they gave me. Thanks! :D

Thanks for...nothing!

From the Yahoo NBA StatTracker:


An alert to say that Jennings has no steals in the game?

Street dumbererness

From the show "Kayvon TV", when Kayvon and a rapper called B19 he was talking to were told off by a cop. They decided to put what the cop said on the screen. Oh, the street was blocked off, so...?

Footsketball?

From the Fantasy Basketball 'can't cut list' (meaning if you pick them, you can't trade or drop them); three FOOTball players! They're so good, they made it onto the can't cut lists of other sports! :o