Presev your dreams

From the now defunct (but always defunky) preseRv.22web.net: 

No Scrubs

Finally! My shelf was starting to sag from all those other ninth seasons.

The Third Gathers?

From an upcoming Star Wars blueprints book, apparently: 

Star War! :D

An Idiot Way, Way, Way Abroad

From The Ricky Gervais Show: 

Yes, Karl does stare into space sometimes, but come on! :p

Dubm!

From my el cheapo DVD player's EQ settings: 

I love Tencotronic's hit "Pupm Up the Maj". :p

elbow.

Heh.

Little Jimmy

At the time, I had no idea who this Jimmy was. I'm still not 100% sure (I believe he's a figment of R-Truth's imagination), but anyway, that's not the post of the post. Heh. 

 I still remember WWF doing a promotion for the Hardy's versus the Holly's. You're not helping!

Jamie's Spelling Revolution

From JAMIE's Food Revolution. ;) I think the school set those boards up for his class before he got there. Perhaps he didn't notice either.

Spliced again

Minor, but amusing.

Silent Library confusion

This was weird, not so much for my onscreen guide (which got it right for a change!), but how they changed the sign from one second to the next on the show...

 

This appeared first... 

 

...then this.

Maybe they thought 'hey, we can fit that in there after all.' 'But wait, it's breakfast, not break fast.' 'Well, let's just put break and they'll get the point.'

Stretch, stretch, STRETCH limos?

Ok, they made long cars, but that's ridiculous! ;)

You know what they say about appearances...

His apperarance made for a nice typo. ;)

Nnice one.

...but I don't have one!

I don't have an in at Burger King, so I guess I won't be working there. What a shame.

Dream [Nightmare] Theater

A pal called Demonstray shared this with me:

Dreamtheater? A Rite of passage? They should get someone older than 12 to type this stuff for them! :p

I'm not satisfied, though Karl Pilkington was

From the special "Karl Pilkington: Satisfied Fool"...

This was a slide shown to him by one of the bowtied eggheads at Brunel University in West London. Makes one feel good when even they can make dumb little mistakes like that and still not see it after a proofread. (I assume they proofread, anyway!)

Oh, Chris...

From a Fifth Element parody gif (possibly about things that won't happen?): 

I didn't blink, so I didn't miss it. It should be Shenmue. Yeah, a tiny one.

Lord Richard Hammond of Whitening

From "The Big Book of Top Gear 2011". Is it sporty or sportie? I guess the artist and writer didn't consult each other.

Hey, that's not nice! ;)

From a sales flyer. Each letter represents an article of clothing, and the order is...unfortunate. :p (cuz, you know, this isn't an ad for a cigarette either)

Perfect fit

From the cartoon Spliced. :D

You know, Sable's [former] husband

Should be Marc Mero. :p Don't upset him! He was a New York Golden Gloves champion!

Final Fantasy oops

From Final Fantasy III/VI. should be 'before.' Ha!

Alic in Chains

Just as I left out the e in Alice, MuchMusic left out the e in Kinney on their tribute to Layne Staley.

Tom travel

From the book "Tom Green: Udder Insanity": 

Should be 1998.

A miner mistake

From a Laugh-In special. Should be reverend. Sock it to Billy?

Dumberer Home Hardware

Some dumbererness courtesy of the delivery guys that dropped off these cabinets in the kitchen.

Dan Quayle works at Canadian Tire?!

Heh heh. ;)

Oh, Superstore...

Care to guess what it really is? :p

The ultimate in home dumbererness

It's a store, not a story!

YES! I've started seeing the stupid 'this premise' signs around town again! After I lost my original picture from 2005 or so, I started seeing corrected, 'these premises' signs instead and thought I'd lost my chance at getting another picture of one. I guess they've gotten more dumberer because all their new stickers say 'this premise' again!

[in?]Conspicuous omission

Of all the words not to capitalize!

Cheeky fridge!

"[Check out] my shiny metal [bottom]!" - Bender ;)

KFC's dropping standards

Sounds gross! :p

It does'nt look right...

On the wall at my accountant's office...

I do'nt remember seeing that typo before.

Dumberer A&W

It was worth the inconvience finding this. ;)

I'm also dumberer sometimes

They did?

I was not aware that Abdul-Jabbar and Chamberlain ever played for the Magic! Haha. ;)

Big sale on...what?!

From a local liquidation store...

Even more Yahoops

Interesting math. :p

Just what I'd been waiting for!

Here's a gem from my Hotmail junk folder. Not so much a mistake as a revelation!

FINALLY! I've been looking for this service for years! :p

Satchy oopses

From Joe Satriani's newsletter:

THAT'S MY PURSE!

I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Description from the movie "Fist of the White Lotus". I was originally putting it up because of the last sentence, but thought people would find the testicle part funny. In the movie, you hear a 'pop pop' sound when they go in. :p

This would never happen.

Makes it sound like Junior is asking Senior for counsel rather than Odie, who did. Never really heard from that kid again after this.

The Score is dumberer!

Yep, my favorite sports channel decided to ignore the English language when naming one of their shows...

Not a mistake. They named it Gotta Grudge? ('gotta' being slang/lazy for 'got to'), turning grudge into a verb. (?!) Should be Got a Grudge? Were they trying to be hip or something? I should ask.

Auf Weidersehen!

Weird subtitling error in the movie Taxi.

Dumberer Nancy Grace

Well, that title goes without saying, but here's a rare lack of apostrophe (rather than a superfluous one) from the excellent series TV with TV's Jonathan Torrens:

Kevin McHale the...actor?

1. Kevin McHale was a basketball player, not an actor. They've also put that Kobe is an actor before.

2. The guest was actually Joseph Gordon-Levitt. :p