Wrong order

Cover and inside of a card my mother found many years ago. It plays "Rock-a-Bye Baby" when you open it. :p

Double whammy from Food Basics

Nice wording in the first one. Looks like broken English, but was most likely written by a unilingual Anglophone.

Second one: bunker?! I took these pictures back in November and there are still signs all over saying 'bunker.' Most humans would say cooler, no? Anyway, there was no butter on the left, nor was there any in the foxholes on the right. :p